Fall 2023 - Great, a second Jake in the lab, wait a minute....WELCOME J2! Damn, just realized that I didn't ask Jake to send me a description of stuff he does, so, i'll make it up. I do know that Jake is a descendent of the Madi Gackle line, along with Tahlia. I think Jake knows Tahlia and Madi from class? Maybe? Anyway, Madi, knowing the Langlais Lab was going to get hit with some major losses when Mac, Anay, and Noah were set to graduate, set out on a mission to recruit, bingo, ol' J2 makes the cut. I know J2 has a brother, and they live in a house. I think he likes going to Glamis, the sand place somewhere betweeen here and California, to ride vehicles on the sand? Maybe? I think i'm making that up. One thing I do know is, J2 was instrumental in setting up the inagural Langlais Lab Fantasy Football League. As commisioner of this new 12-team league, he keeps the league in line and he has done a terrible job so far because Crudo still hasn't set her line-up and we're on week 6 I mean seriously you two. Even worse, he's hoarding tight ends and just messaged all of us to hit him up for a trade, i'd rather trade farts. Anyway, J2, just like Tahlia, joined the Langlais Lab right when the black plague hit and contaminated every single cell culture experiment of the Spring 2023 semester. Not to be discouraged, J2 volunteered over the summer and trained under Madi, and now, well, he's getting there. He's got three glucose uptake assays under his belt and he's 0 for 3. He does have a printout of his fourth experiment sitting by the computer, where it's been for eight days. You'd think a kid who has yet to get a glucose uptake assay right would be interested to see if he's finally turned the corner and he'd be itching to see how his experiment turned out right? Nope, instead he's sending garbage trade requests to Kaelie as I write this, claiming "positional value". Even worse, the raw data looks like it worked! Anyway, J2 has been a lot of fun and we're glad he's with us, we'll get him turned around quickly and make sure he kicks ass when he leaves this forsaken place. WELCOME JACOB LASHER!
