Fall 2023 - Ah yes....The Breadsticks. First there was Breadstick #1, Atley Moberly RIP 2022 APM WE MISS YOU BUDDY. Then there was Kaelieieneiea Zelms, Breadstick #2, started as a freshman in the Langlais Lab during the stupid coronavirus, now a senior. Bring in the third Breadstick of the Langlais Lab lineage, Anna "Sully" Sullivan. Breadsticks you ask? Long ago, in what Atley and I surmised as sometime between 1910 and 1960, other sororities said their sorority was boring and the girls in their sorority have the personality of a breadstick. So, now they're known as The Breadsticks. What sorority you ask? I have no idea, all I know is that they're smart as sh*t and work really hard and actually give a crap. Long ago, I figured that if Atley was this good, then the other breadsticks are probably great too, so, we came up with the idea of creating the lineage. Anna hails to us from Phoenix I swear that's right. I'm pretty sure Anna ended up with us because she enjoys exercise and once Kaelie and Atley set out to recruit, Anna liked the fit because we here in the Langlais Lab research glucose homeostasis. Anna gave up drinking till her 21st birthday, which is super ironic because YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK TILL YOU'RE 21 ANNA. Also, Anna joined the inaugural Langlais Lab Fantasy Football League without actually knowing a single thing about football. But you know who does know about football and is super into fantasy football? Anna's mom Mrs. Sullivan does. So now we have to play against the cutthroat Mrs. Sullivan who hawks the living crap out of the waiver wire and leaves the rest of us with nothing. Anyway, Anna, just like Tahlia and J2, joined the lab right when the black plague destroyed every experiment we attempted in the Spring of 2023, but that's in the past. Thanks to all the hard work of everyone, we beat that stupid plague and have returned, all of which now allows Anna to finally get a shot at doing experiments. Anna is a Junior now, so, we've got to hurry up and get to work so we can get her contributions to the lab before she heads on the greener pastures like OH I'M SO FANCY MEDICAL SCHOOL. Anna, your cells better look good, i'm going to check on them right now. WELCOME SULLY.
